A man who was a little slow was visiting his wife in hospital where
she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to
rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. When he does this,
she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says
this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right
breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From
this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex,
saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't
want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in, then comes out about five minutes later, white as a
sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what
happened to which the man replies, "She choked."