One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness
freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You
know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and
replied with silence.

Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast.
"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."

That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him
by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You
know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the
pool man, the gardener and your brother."