A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The
guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied:
Depends, if I can find a phone.

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with? Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your
sense of humor.

AND THE WINNER IS: Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and
exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady:
Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.