Jokes From Emails

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The Veterinarian Exam... A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic.
As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest....
Doctor's Poker Game... A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.
As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answ...
Florida Kicked Out of the U.S. WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Tuesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.
The move was a reactio...
I Won!!! I just wanted everyone to know that I have initiated a class action lawsuit against the State of California.
I wanted you to hear it from me before you read about it in the LA Times. In summa...
Good News, Bad News One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.
'I've got some good news and some bad news', The Lord said....
Dr. Seuss Strikes Again!!! Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes? Should we count them with a band?...
The Palm Beach Pokey You put your stylus in, You put your stylus out, You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's al...
Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers From "Hollywood Squares".
.. -According to Movie Life Magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile....
Real quotations from women about women The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs....

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