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10. We're Amtrak with WIngs 9. Join Our Frequent Near-Miss Program 8.
Ask About Out-of-Court Settlements 7. Noisy Engines?...
10. The Gingerbread Man Chews Off His Own Leg to Get Out of a Bear Trap 9.
Geraldo and Gretel 8. The Ugly Duckling Who Had Liposuction and Cheek Implants 7....
10. My Years with the White Sox 9. Pizza to Go - from Alpha Centauri 8.
Leif Erikson: Lousy in the Sack 7. I Go Completely Nuts and Start Writing Books 6....
10. Hot Buttered Elves 9. Santa's Magic Lap 8. Babes in Boyland 7.
Crisco Kringle 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia 5....
Herewith ten easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be robbers.
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Expect possible delays in shipment, as Dahmer is under investigation for shipping arms to Iraq.
Ever since I was a young boy, Megabogue I've sprayed phones in the mall.
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He like...
A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
Mom explains that "this is l...

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