Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" At least three. Note: Think height!...
Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
Warning - do not tell this to Romulans or be ready for a fight.
They consider this joke to be a disgrace, though it is not bad for a light bulb joke.)...
Q:" How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one - they don't like to share the spotlight....
Q:" How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 10,0000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark....
Q:" How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?
"A:" Many hands make light work....
Q:" How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" All of them.
Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me!...
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, They don't make Pampers small enough....

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