Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there....
Note: topical to the Falkland Islands war.
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
Q:" How many jazz musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
"A:" No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it....
Q:" How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
Q:" How many Ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Five - four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and......
Q:" How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end....
Q:" How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
Q:" How many Beverly Hills realtors does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to learn Farsi....
Q:" How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....