Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as older, heavier ones....
Q:" How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" That depends on how many defective bulbs they brought....
Q:" How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
Q:" How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q:" How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" You can throw away your light bulbs....
Q:" How many Union Stage hands does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" Four men, four hours.
Q:" How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to try to put in the wrong lamp. One to replace the broken socket....
Q:" How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand our leaflets....
Q:" How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - one to call the cleaning lady and the other two to feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady?...
Q:" How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....

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