Limericks

Limericks

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16 There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar.
As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par....
17 There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.
Said she, "I don't mind, And higher up you'll find The place where my fuc...
18 A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
19 "For the tenth time, dull Daphnis," said Chloe, "You have told me my bosom is snowy
20 A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.
22 A lady while dining at Crewe Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout, And don't wave it about, Or the others will all want one too....
23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee.
A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
24 I never had Miss Defauw, But it wouldn't have been quite so raw If she'd only said "No" When I wanted her so
But she didn't -- she laughed and said "Naw!...
25 A beautiful bell of Del Norte Is reckoned disdainful and haughrty Because during the day She say
Boys, keep away!" But she fucks in the gloaming like forty....

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