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36 A nervous young fellow named Fred Took a charming young widow to bed.
When he'd diddled a while She remarked with a smile, "You've got it all in but the head....
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
I once knew a harlot named Lou -- And a versatile girl she was, too.
After ten years of whoredom She perished of boredom When she married a jackass like you!...
40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
42 There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
Oh it hung almost down to the ground, As it went in I made not a sound, The more that he shoved it The more that I loved it, As he came on my Alice Blue gown.

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