Limericks

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As we both watched the break of day, And in peaceful submission I lay, You said you adored it But dammit, you tore it, My sweet little night gown of blue.
47 Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze and slouch.
You can't take your women Canoein' or swimmin', But a lot can be done on a couch....
48 It always delights me at Hank's To walk up the old river banks.
One time in the grass I stepped on an ass, And heard a young girl murmur, "Thanks....
49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
50 There once was a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "They can all go to hell!
What they do to my wife -- Why it ruins my life...
51 There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds of booze.
He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up too many screws....
53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
54 An octagenerian Jew To his wife remained steadfastly true.
This was not from compunction, But due to dysfunction Of his spermatic glands -- nuts to you....
55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay, "Come on, take it out, and let's play.

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