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56 A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom.
57 There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in the hay, Then, calling the ploughman, She said, "Do it now, man!
Don't wait till your hair has turned g...
58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.
59 A worn-out young husband named Lehr Her daily his wife's plaintive praye
60 There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop the plumbing, There's somebody coming!...
61 Il y avait un plombier, Francois, Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois.
Dit-elle, "Arretez! J'entends quelqu'un venait....
62 Es gibt ein Arbeiter von Tinz, Er schlaft mit ein Madel von Linz.
Sie sagt, "Halt sein' plummen, Ich hore Mann kommen....
63 Prope mare erat tubulator Qui virginem ingrediebatur.
Dessine ingressus Audivi progressus: Est mihi inquit tubulator....
64 Have you heard of knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum Who married Samantha, his bow-legged cousin?
Some people say, Love finds a way, But for Sam and Samantha it doesn'....
65 In bed Dr. Oscar McPugh Spoke of Spengler -- and ate crackers too.
His wife said, "Oh, stuff That philosophy guff Up your ass, dear, and throw me a screw!...

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