Limericks

Limericks

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66 There was a young lady named Maud A terrible society fraud
In company, I'm told She was awfully cold....
67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
68 There once was a Swede in Minneapolis, Discovered his sex life was haple
69 There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly.
Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly....
70 Of his face she thought not very much, But then, at the very first touch, Her attitude shifted -- He was terribly gifted At frigging and fucking and such.
72 There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck....
73 There was a young man of Natal Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
Said she, "You're a sluggard!" Said he, "You be buggered!...
74 There was a young man of Natal And Sue was the name of his gal.
One day, north of Aden, He got his hard rod in, And came clear up Suez Canal....
75 There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself a Lothario.
At a wench's glance He'd snatch off his pants And make for her Mons Venerio....

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