Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like Danzig in the dark....
How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years....
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two....
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway....
How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) That's not funny!!! 2) Two. One to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
How many football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...

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