Miscellaneous Jokes

How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to recover the fumble....
How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Three. One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
How many gardeners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as older, heavier ones....
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and the other to say, "Fabulous! Fabulous!...
How many generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill....
How many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Huh? You mean it's dark in here?

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