Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change it to what?
How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Da-a-addy. 2) What?! And ruin my nails???...
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. ("That's all right, I'll just sit here in the dark.")...
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to call the cleaning lady and the other two to feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady....
How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) All of them. 2) Only one. They'll screw anything....
How many KGB agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and the other to check the microphones....
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) How many can you afford? 2) Fifty four....
How many law professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....

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