Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many hardware guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Well, the diagnostics say it's fine, buddy, so it's a software problem....
How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
300. One to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in light bulb?
Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra....
How many IBMers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100....
How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five....
How many Indiana University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
How many Japanese industrialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three....

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