Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many medflies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They do it in the fruit.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the bulb....
How many Mid-Westerner's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to change the light bulb, four to read the directions....
How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
101. One to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone else to screw in light bulbs too....
How many modern artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four....
How many Musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end....
How many National Security Council members does it take to change a light bulb?
1) We can't say. 2) Three, in fourteen countries....
How many Nebraskans does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. 2) Only one....

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