Miscellaneous Jokes

How many net.jokers does it take to tell yet-another LBJ?
1,622. One to tell the orginal joke, and the rest to give some minor variation of it!...
How many net.junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But he's gotta cross-post it ALL OVER THE GODDAM PLACE....
How many netters does it take to submit a light b%ulb joke?
1000. One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
How many people from New Jersey does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None of your damn business! 2) Five. One to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
How many NHL officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? First you have to find one.
How many northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your f---ing business and have a nice day....
How many nuclear engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years....
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....

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