Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Only one, but they get three technical reports out of it....
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
How many "pro-lifers" does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many do you think it takes?
How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Seven. One to get on the chair and six to get on the guest list....
How many Radcliffe girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's "Women", and it's not funny!
How many Reagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) What light bulb? 2) Nancy.
How many Reaganists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten....
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....

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