Miscellaneous Jokes

How many OU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it....
How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
How many Platonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't change bulbs. They have nice fires in their caves and if they need light they go out and look at the sun....
How many members of the PLO does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to change the bulb....
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
How many poor slobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Poor slobs don't have light bulbs - they're too expensive....
How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Five. One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But he has to wait until the light is better....

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