Miscellaneous Jokes

How many Lebanese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media....
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) One liberal and twenty-eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities....
How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Libertarians never change light bulbs, because someone might enter the room who wants to sit in the dark....
How many loggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he uses a chainsaw.
How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Into what?
How many managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half.
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
How many massage parlor attendants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whatever number turns you on, big boy....

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