Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why did the Detroit Pistons want to sign Sadam Hussain?
??? Because he's the only player who can shoot over Jordan....
A businessman is caught in Iraq and hauled off to jail as a spy.
After a few days he is taken to Saddam where he pleads for his life....
The Top 10 Rejected Life Saver Flavo
10 Disembowelment #9 Pineapple Noriega #8 Marion Berry #7 Fruit of the Loom #6 Sonny & Cherry #5 Anton Figg #4 Steel Lock Washers #3 Suck this #2 ?
#1 Rashberry...
I heard on CNN early this morning that the CIA has captured Saddam Hussein's son an now they are going back to "Bag Dad" !
!!...
Q. Why is snow like sex? A. Because you don't know how many inches you're going to get nor how long it will last!
Everyday Miss Nun would ride from the convent into town to the market.
You know you are getting old whe
Q: Is this a party school ? A: Are you kidding ? They don't have tuition - just a cover charge and a 2000 drink minimum !
Q] Why didnt Pee Wee wait till he got home before jerking off ...

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