Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Did you hear the one about the lion who ate the lawyer?
Had to lick his butt afterwards to get rid of the taste!...
This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
This ol country preacher (have to be careful so I am not racist) met a member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had died over a year ago.
He informed her she had been a si...
A young man was working in the produce department of a grocery store when a customer came up to him and asked if he could buy a half of head of lettuce.
He said he would check with his manager, howev...
Q: What do you call a group of Iraq women walking into a singles bar?
A: Incoming SCUDS Did you hear which major department store is considering opening a couple of stores in IRAQ?...
Three vampires walked into a bar and sat at a corner table.
The barmaid walked over and asked what they would like to drink....
Three clergyman were such good friends that they decided to chip in to buy a car.
After they got the car home they each had to dedicate it in their own way....
A Priest and a Rabbi got together for dinner every year in December to celebrate the holidays of Xmas and Hannukah.
The Priest ordered a ham steak and the Rabbi some boiled chicken. The Priest said to...
This guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter mees him at the pearly gates and tells him to join a group of other newcomers to get the 10 cent tour.
After checking out a few rooms on the first floo...
What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
(Bisexual.) What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm?...

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