Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What's the motto of the Beastiality Club? In dog we thrust.
Two young women were cruising the singles' bars, but were unsuccessful at finding a man.
Finally, at the last bar in town they spotted a single fellow sitting at the bar....
What are three words a woman does not want to hear when she is making love? I'm home dear.
What's the difference between a college professor and a proctologist?
A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time....
Storming into the drugstore first thing Monday morning, the young man slammed a carton and a receipt down on the counter.
"I came in here on Friday and purchased twelve dozen condom," he yelled a...
I saw this on a T shirt.... A chicken and an egg are laying (lying?
) in bed smoking a cigaret. They obviously just got done having sex....
What kind of liscense do lesbians need to get married? A liquer liscence.
A guy is sitting on an airplane when he sees this beautiful chick sitting across the aisle.
He notices that she is reading a magazine about penis size, so he figures he had better introduce himself....
Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke
in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish a...
A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round. He ord...

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