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ing ring", "ring, ring" "Hello" "Hello, is that Mr Cord?
"Yes" "Can I talk to Spinal please?" "Who?" "Spinal, is he there?...
Years ago (and I mean *years*) when my brother and I shared a room, I had the habit of going to bed very late.
Actually, 3am was typical. He was (and still is) a heavy sleeper but occasionally he wo...
The USENET Guide to Power Posting 1. Conspiracies abound
If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a fuckhead....
Now that you know the ways to properly post on USENET, let's try an example
In article <1452@sab.ck>, Bill Netter writes: > Dear Sally, I object to your use of the word "dear"....
A man was to be married and his friends threw him a stag party.
.. and what a party it was! Much drinking and merriment....
A man was walking in a cemetary and he came upon a grave which had a headstone that said "here lies John Smith, Attorney at Law, a good man".
The man thought for a moment and said to himself, "I didn'...
A teacher stood in front of her grade school classroom and said, "Behind my back, I'm holding something round and hard and red.
What is it." Tommy raised his hand and said, "A red ball." The teache...
One Monday morning the teacher told her second grade class that each student would have to go to the blackboard and draw something exciting that happened at home on the weekend.
Little Johnny drew a...
DEFINITIONS * * * * * * * * * 1.
COMPUTER A computer is a big electrified rock, which is de...

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