Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What did the elephant say when he saw the native warrior running naked through the jungle?
"How the hell does he eat with that thing?...
Man, I had a girl friend and when I took her to the zoo and she saw what an elephant had, she would not go home with me.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Give him a tight jersey.
Did you hear that Saddam Hussein was meeting with Little Miss Muffet They we both talking about how the Kurds were getting in the way!
Just heard the news on the radio - they have found evidence that WIlliam Kennedy Smith DID force himself on his unwilling victim.
Smith told her that if she didn't have sex with him, that his Uncle...
A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard. He hi...
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand?? She sings with the other !!!!
A new recruit showed up on his first day in the ARMY and was sent to get his supplies.
What does a Swan do gracefully, a Duck try to do, and a Lawyer should do?
Stick his bill up his ass!!...

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