Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What's dangerous & eats nuts? A: Syphilis.
After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor was waiting in the doctor's office for the results.
"Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you." "The way I feel...
Question: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico? Answe
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin....
A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?...
Did you know that computer sales persons are so full of shit that if they had an enema they could be buried in a shoe box!
Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Polack, were sitting in a bar.
In walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight....
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.
When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair....
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy....
A foxy young lady was having trouble keeping boyfriends after the first date, so she decided to go to a doctor to find out what the problem was.
The doctor asked her to take off her clothes and lie...
A drunk was trying to make time with a pretty girl at a cocktail party, but she wasn't having any part of him.
.. especially the part he had in mind. After a while, to show his contempt for her, he i...

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