Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man rep...
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?
"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of you...
Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an amputee.
"Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could you possibly do?...
Did you hear about the new daredevil, Ku Klux Knievel?
He's going to try to jump over 50 blacks with a steamroller!...
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell has happened to you?" the lady asked. "I...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese...
Three men of the cloth - a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi - were counting collections taken during services for the week.
They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide...
Two Polacks purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a try.
After a long while one Polack said to the other, "Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time....
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble.
A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby....

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