Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked "Yes sir,may we help you?
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptioni...
Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a chick decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were.
So she picked up a gigantic bro and went went w...
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistable urge to fuck in the mud.
Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
At a football game two Texans were seated behind two nuns.
One Texan said to his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas....
One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter.
Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a ....
There was a fellow who had never been to bed with a woman, so two of his friends decided to play a trick on him.
They bought an inflatable love doll and put it into his bed. Then called him at work...
A conductor, while taking tickets on the train, noticed a lady with a small and extremely ugly baby on her lap.
Lady," the conductor said, "that is by far the ugliest baby I have ever seen." Th...
Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community, were getting acquainted at poolside.
Inevitably, their conversation turned to children. "My son i...
An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women.
Walking into the local saloon he asked a cocky shitkicker, "What do you fella...

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