Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What excuse did Marion Barry give the judge to explain why he was late for his cocaine trial?
-- There was a line in the bathroom....
Three vampires walk into a bar. the first one says "I'll have a pint of blood".
The second one says "That sounds good! I'll have the same"....
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, .. IT JUST DOES!!!!
A man and his wife had decided to move to the country to enjoy the country life.
They enjoyed it so much that eventually she became pregnant....
A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes and dislikes....
This man was in a fancy restaurant when he all of a sudden begins to choke on a piece of food.
He stands up and gives the sign that he is choking, but no one comes to help him....
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Italian politician and porn star Illona Staller rose to fame when she campaigned for Parliament topless.
Not one to rest on her laurels, she recently showed up at the Vatican for a meeting...
QUICK LOSS DIET Years of dieting had failed to return Betsy to the slim figure she enjoyed as a youth.
She had tried every diet known to man and women kind. So naturally when sh...
Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy!

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