Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Did you hear about the computer salesman with two red ears who went to the doctors office?
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears....
A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house.
"That'll be Mary," said the madam. "Go to R...
What is: Gooooo, Goooo, Click, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Yaaaaa, Yaaaaa, Tick, Tick, Tick, Ding.
Baby playing IN a Microwave....
What is: Gooooo, Gooooo, Click, Yaaaaa, Yaaaaaa, Whirrrrrr, Whirrrrrr.
Baby playing IN a Bender....
As the cowboy swung down into the narrow ravine, he saw a thin wisp of smoke ahead.
Going cautiously along the trail, he came into a clearing where the remains of a burning wagon met his gaze....
Did you ever get caught masturbating in the closet????? You must be prety good at it then.....
What is: peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?? A chicken in a mind field...
What is: I got it.....I got it.....I got it.....I got it...... A blind guy with a rubicks cube...
What is: Bop, Bop, Bop, YELL, smush... Someone plucking a baby's soft spot on his head
Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....

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