Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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An old woodsman gives this advice about catching a porcupine
Watch for the slapping tail as you dash in and drop a large wash tub over him....
A computer salesman, a hardware engineer and a software developer were riding in a car down the freeway.
The software developer was asleep in the back, having been up all night programming. Sudde...
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house six inches to the side?
-- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!...
A young boy dressed in a pirate costume rang the doorbell of an elderly womans home.
A young couple from the back woods get married and are on their way to Disneyland for their honeymoon.
When they got within 20 miles the man put his hand on his wifes' knee. She said "Oh, ...
The farmer tells his son to go out in the back 40 and watch the bull.
Then come and tell me when he services the white cow....
So the farmer took the son aside and told him to go watch the bull and let him know when he serviced the white cow.
(Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when you come back tell me the ...
Two drunks are sitting in the gutter watching a dog lick his private parts.
One says to the other "Gee I wish I could do that....

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