Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree in Alabama?? A: Cut the rope.
Here's a question: What do resterants do with frog arms?
e: I am fallen and I can't get up! After the lady had uttered her well-known call, "Poof!
wo burly guys appeared. Standing over her, asking...
What do call a steer without legs? Ground Beef!
What do you call a cow that just had a calf? Decalfinated!
Q: What's the NEW use Montana boys have found for sheep? -- They use them for wool!
Why don't more blind people skydive? Scares the heck out of their dogs!!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Did you hear about the young, newly married couple who didn't know the difference between vaseline and putty?
-- Their windows fell out....
How do blind skydivers know when to pull their ripcord? When their dogs' leash goes slack.

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