Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why do they teach sex education in law school only on Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because they use the donkey for drivers ed. on Tuesdays and Thursdays....
Did you hear that they found Buckwheat alive and well?
He is now a Muslim and changed his name to Kareema Wheat!...
A Mexican, a Spaniard and a South Side Milwaukeean (SSM) died and found themselves at the pearly gates together.
St. Peter greeted them and said that they would have to pass a small test in orde...
Case: The Novice. The guy who's taken up a new hobby, killing.
The one listening to all the stories, asking what's best for killing the big bucks (and buck's)....
Did you hear that George Bush is planning to rotate 130,000 troops?
Yeah, he decided to send in 130,000 women with severe PMS to replace our sandy troops....
Did you hear about the new radio station here in town?
It's called WPMS, and has only women D.J.'s. They play the blues for about three weeks, then play a week of rag-time....
You made it to heaven and God sneezes, what do you say.
Or. You made it to hell and you are angry because the guy next to dropped a hot coal on you foot....
A taxi driver sees a man, obviously intoxicated, hailing his cab.
The cab driver pulls over, and the schnockered man gets in....
18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
A FEW LESSER KNOWN FAMOUS QUOTES Here is a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by the engineers from the (now defunct) Salt Lake City Operation of Hewlett-Packard.
Over a p...

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