Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Arno the German Shepherd's GET LAID FOR SURE maxim
1. Sniff around! 2. Always settle for second best! 3. Get stuck together!...
WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
DEATH IS A LETHAL GENE STERILITY IS HERIDETARY!
Do you care? ... A young boy runs into a general store and shouts, "Gimme a piss-pot!
The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't just come in here and say that!...
Knock knock. who's there? honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you love me? now we cantalope.
What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
There was a woman who loved the game show Jeopardy and she watched it every night.
Cows - a bovine experience.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimey, gopher's guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Little birdies dirty feet.
Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher's guts, ...

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