Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Take down its genes.
I used to make a lot of puns about autos. Hood ever believe you'd get such mileage from them?
You could have fueled me!...
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!...
Hear about the woman that used a glass diaphragm? She wanted a womb with a view.
You all know about the 2 Pollacks that went bear-hunting?
They saw a sign in the road that said "Bear Left", so they turned around and went home......
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Troja
Up at Dartmouth, there's a biologist experimenting with changing the behavior patterns of rodents.
When asked about his work, he usually says he pulls habits out of rats....
A student at Boston University wavered for some time between a career as a proctologist or a job as a barber.
He eventually flipped a coin to see how it came out; heads... or tails....
After his classroom had been remodeled, the college professor was heard mooning about, missing the good old dais.

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