Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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There once was a Lady from Whealing. Who had a Very Particular Feeling.
She'd Lay on he Back. And Piddle with he Crack. And Pee All over the cieling...
I know what I believe in. I believe I'll have another beer.
Sticker: ' I'm not as stoned as you think I am! ' Sticke
' If you're a real Canadian, show me your beaver! ' Sticke...
For the grand opening of a super-de-luxe deli in Vegas, the proud owner stopped at nothing to shout the news about!
He even hired two ping-pong players to play on a table in front of...
When Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, he had trouble selling it.
People just didn't trust this "new" way of making light....
There once was a woman from Sydney Who could take it in up to her kidney But a man from Quebec Put it up to her neck He had a big one, didn't he?
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candlestick But Jack was slow And Jack wasn't quick Jack caught fire and burnt his pants.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be!
Harry Sharp finally developed a way to clone human beings.
To test it, he made a duplicate of himself, and took the duplicate before a board of peers....
Bob had been out diving off the Florida Keys for days looking for sunken treasure, but had had no luck.
One day, while wading back onto the beach, he tripped over a chest filled with diamonds, rub...

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