Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why does the LAPD leave the Dodgers game early? A: They want to beat the crowd.
Q: How do you tell if a jewish woman is a nymphomaniac?
A: She'll screw you the same day she has her hair done....
Two rich texans, J.D. the rancher, and Bo the oilman, were inseparable friends.
One evening, they made a vow. Whichever one of them died first would try to contact the other from the spirit world....
JOKEBOOK #5
There are three rules that men over 80 -MUST- remembe
1) Never waste a boner - even if you are alone....
One night a guy got to the ballpark late. He saw three old ladies in the stands - passed out with an empty bottle of booze beside them.
Right away, he knew the status of the game: It was the bo...
Down in the crypts of St. Giles, The screaming resounded for miles, Said the vicar "Good Gracious, "Has Father Ignatius, "Forgotten the Bishop has piles?
Doc," said the cannibal to the witch doctor, "I have terrible heartburn.
"What have you been eating?" said the witch doctor....
An avid Dallas Cowboys fan took his dog to a sports bar one Sunday afternoon to watch the game.
The bartender reluctantly let the dog in, and the pooch sat quietly as the game progressed....
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

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