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A guy went to get a vasectomy (under general anesthesia).
While the guy was asleep, the doctor mistakenly cut his nuts off....
A guy walked into a bar and, with a very despondent look on his face, ordered a bourbon - straight up.
The bartender set the drink down and, to his sur- prise, a little man just over a foot tall cli...
After a hillbilly spent his first night with his new bride, he returned home the next day to his father.
He said, "Paw, I had to kill my wife." His paw asked him why, to which his son replied that h...
After a long and particularly arduous cattle drive, a cowboy wandered into Dodge to get a hot meal, a beer, and a bath.
The cowboy headed for the nearest restaurant to have dinner. The only vaca...
Q. Do you know what the miracle of AIDS is? A. It turns fruits into vegetables.
Q. What do the Rubiks cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets....
Kid: I wonder if they have bulletin boards in Heaven?
Priest: The good new is that yes there are. The bad news is that the sysop just validated you ....
Since her baby came, miss Snow Won't diddle, she just hollers, "NO!
She thinks a fat senator, Was it's likely progenitor But having laid ten, she can't know ......
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
There was a young fellow named Grimes, Who made his girl seventeen times, In the course of a week That is not to speak Of assorted venereal crimes .
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