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What this ticket is all about is not what America can do for women but what women can do for America," says Gerry Ferraro.
That really sounds quite Kennedyesque--Jackie....
The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
Another unanswered question is whether anyone has ever come back to win the presidency after, at his nominating convention, New Jersey put him over the top.
With the convention in San Francisco, Democrats must have been glad their nominees didn't ride off into the sunset, no matter how well they swim.
The question," George McGovern told delegates, "is where will America be four years from now?
Personally, we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and Canada....
Promises are cheap," Gary Hart said in his convention speech.
And it was good to find out SOMETHING is....
Democrats proved they can't be trusted with our future when they stood up at their convention and cheered at the word "infrastructure.
At the Hart demonstration on the convention floor there were more Yuppies than at a wine tasting party at a BMW dealership.
The stakes in 1984 couldn't be higher," Senator Hart said, failing, however, to comment on any of the cheaper cuts or chicken.
The vision from the floor must have been terrible. Delegates kept shouting "We want Hart!
when he was right there on the podium....

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