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Democrats are pinning their presidential hopes on massive voter registration drives.
That, and possibly divine intervention....
We have a new Miss America, though she'll get to serve barely a month.
Uh, let us rephrase that......
You'd think the least "Penthouse" magazine could do is donate profits from its September issue to the Miss America scholarship fund.
Our minister, Pastor Deluge, says it would be better if there were at least equal interest in photos that might be published in "Repenthouse" magazine.
How long do you suppose it will be before the Miss America pageant asks Bob Guccione to be a judge?
We admit we looked at the nude photos of Miss America.
In fact, to reach the proper level of disgust we had to look at them several times....
Mexico City, with 16 million people already, is expected to double by the turn of the century.
In the commodities market this may be the time to get into tortilla futures....
ABC may have a bigger Olympic audience than expected.
Fans in the stands may watch on portable sets instead of trying to see through the smog....
Researchers studying moon rock disagree on whether the moon once was a part of Earth.
Must be they've found no beer can fossils....
The Soviets say they have the first woman to walk in space, Svetlana Savitskaya.
Apparently they didn't see Gerry Ferraro right after her nomination....

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