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If we were running for president we'd feel a lot safer, frankly, if our running mate were Mr. T.
A California man just filed for his 26th divorce. You couldn't get us to do that for alimony in the world.
Jobs for this year's college graduates are easier to find, it's reported.
Must be a big demand for overqualified people....
Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high.
Well, an old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we should look for the part money plays in it....
A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...
The Democrats seem slow on the draw. Though Mr. Re@San has accused them of demagoguery, they've failed to charge him with republigoguery.
Mr. Mondale calls Mr. Reagan's statement that he has no plans for a tax increase a "fish story.
It looks as if this campaign will be no different from most others: carp, carp, carp....
As we read current polls, we'd guess we'll either have two presidents come January or none at all.
Republicans are finding it a delicate job to run against Gerry Ferraro.
It's hard for them to know whether to be on the offense, defense or simply the fence....
As we get it, GOP strategy will be to depict Ms. Ferraro as a candidatette.

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