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At least we're grateful that so far we haven't heard anyone singing the theme song from "Annie" substituting "Ferraro" for "tomorrow.
If Mr. Mondale loses this fall, of course, BOTH parties will face wide-open primaries in 1988, and maybe you should think about whether you want that on YOUR conscience.
George Bush calls Democrats the "party of the far-out liberal Democrats.
Sounds like the kind that requires extra beer and bean dip....
I have no plans for a tax increase," Mr. Reagan says.
Like some other things will it happen without planning?...
The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, sent to prison, is working a kitchen shift.
So if he wasn't in a mess before, he is now....
A nativity scene can't be set up in front of the Birmingham, Mich.
City Hall unless it's displayed with other secular symbols, a judge has ruled....
There've been many minuses recently for the Miss America pageant but officials are working to destroy those negatives.
Isn't that what Vanessa Williams should have done?...
Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....
Exercise helps prolong life, new studies prove. But they don't tell you the disadvantage
You have to spend lots of your extra life exercising....
A state primary election is coming up in our area and we've decided not to vote for any candidate who knocks on our door or calls while we're watching the Olympics.

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