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Juanita Castro, Fidel's sister, says he's a liar and a traitor.
That's not so bad. WE have three sisters....
Some economists say a growing economy will get rid of federal deficits.
But will it get rid of economists?...
Secretary Regan didn't like the federal rescue of that big Illinois bank, but finally decided that in this case FDIC meant further debate is crazy.
American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
A new survey shows girls are less interested than boys in becoming president.
More evidence of innately higher female intelligence....
Researchers say granola, bananas and raisins are high on the list of snacks that cause tooth decay.
Still, they taste better than fluoridated flossburgers....
Gerry Ferraro says we don't need government on our backs "but on every citizen's side.
These metaphors are getting under foot....
Sudan's president has ruled a convicted robber and murderer there is to be crucified.
The president was upholding another ruling, so he was just co-Pilate....
China has a growing rabid dog problem, it's reported.
Wow! And think how many Pekinese there are there....
We've tried to stick by our resolution not to comment on football until it's football weather.
But by then the pro season would be half over....

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