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I don't look at those kind of pictures," Mr. Reagan says of the 8ptnthouse" Miss America issue.
Apparently he doesn't consider this a privates sector intiative....
Gerry Ferraro expects a "nasty, personal campaign." Oh, we bet she's just saying that so we'll pay attention.
Before this country adopts a balanced budget constitutional amendment it should find...
We're still waiting for a pro athlete to say the biggest thrill of his career was the first time an interviewer didn't ask him what his biggest thrill was.
Scientists think a shower of comets could destroy mankind in about 15 million years.
No help. That's 14,999,967 years AFTER our mortgage will be paid....
The world would be less contentious if we gave others the same slack in all matters that we give ourselves in getting through yellow lights.
Ever notice you can't be in the political mainstream without being all wet?
If you still have a few holiday fruitcakes hanging around, here's a good suggestio
They make great bookends....
In case you're doing some early Christmas shopping and have a member of the National Rifle Association on your list, here's an idea
A cartridge in a pear tree....
Another tip for voters as the election approaches: Don't vote for any candidate who, when he came to your door to campaign, set off your burglar alarm.
We're still waiting for the first truly honest political billboard that will say, in small type
Paid for by the special interest groups that own this candidate....

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