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We look forward to September because of the much prettier color of weeds in our yard.
The wise college student is thinking now about getting to campus--to get acclimated, to get organized and to get a parking space.
Solidarity continues to be a problem for the Polish government, and any day now we expect it to change that old communist rally line to, "Workers of the world, shut up!
(Editor's note: Bill is fi...
Ronald Reagan actually seems to be getting younger," Rep.
Jack Kemp told the GOP convention. Further evidence of what lots of sleep will do for you....
Americans are such optimists. To clear away national problems they elect political parties that can't even clear their own convention aisles.
This is not the president's platform," says his daughter Maureen.
So, though he may run on it, he'll probably do so wearing track spikes....
One reason Geraldine Ferraro got in trouble is hat on a disclosure form she apparently checked the wrong box.
Which reminds us: Wasn't there once an Olympic fighter disqualified because he boxed...
There were lots of "Kemp '88" signs in the GOP convention hall.
At least we've got four years of warning....
The GOP platform says the U.S. should think about returning to the gold standard.
Why not go all the way and return to the bead and trinket standard?...
Republicans approved their most conservative platform since 1964.
Apparently extremism in the defense of boredom is no vice....

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