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One reason lots of Republicans won't be running on the GOP platform is that in a few days most won't even remember where they put their copy.
Let's see if we've got this: The GOP right is in the center of what's left of what the moderates thought was right before many of them left because the center moved too far right.
Right?...
Our guess is that Geraldine Ferraro will survive politically as long as Bob Guccione of "Penthouse" magazine doesn't get involved.
Our record is strong on women's issues," says George Bush.
And Aunt Ilse agrees. She says she can smell it all the way up in Oelwein....
Four more years," GOP delegates shouted while Gerald Ford was speaking to the convention, but he had the good sense to stop talking after just a few weeks.
The "Agnew-for-President" boom seemed pretty low-key in Dallas.
Elizabeth Dole predicts most women will vote for Mr.
Reagan. If anyone remembers her statement after Nov. 6 it may become known as the gender gaffe....
Talk, unlike the Democratic platform, is cheap," Bob Dole told the convention.
Obviously he hasn't seen OUR phone bill....
Lots of women were in the GOP convention spotlight.
They were the ones wearing name tags that said, "Hi! My name isn't Gerry Ferraro....
This GOP convention was concerned with great issue
he future of mankind, world peace and whether John Zaccaro is a nerd....

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