Miscellaneous Collections

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Niblonian: They travel from world to world making everyone stupid in order to wipe out all thought in the universe.
Leela: Wipe out all thought? My God, they're like flying televisions....
Niblonian 1: You must tell him to disable it. We will do the rest.
Leela: You can count on me! Niblonian 1: No we can't....
Professor: Those delightful birds with their chirp chirp chirp and their tweet tweet splat.
Professor: Some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave.
Tonight's special, blackened leftove
Tonight's special, blackened blackened leftove
Bender: I finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs that don't quite unexpectedly...
Robot Nite - Designated device drivers drink free
Got protoplasm?
Bender: I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much.
You even love anybody pretending to be him! Angleyne...

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