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Earth Army Recruiting Center: What are you, chicken? Buk buk buk!
Professor: Now, be careful, Fry. And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage.
Their rich tasty courage....
Earth men are real men!
Fry: Whoah. Check out that guy. He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzalez.
Officers' club: We don't know but we've been told, our beer on tap is mighty cold.
Brannigan: You'll be negotiating with the aliens' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls.
They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah....
Henry Kissinger: Young man, you have the bravery of a hero and breath as fresh as a summer ham.
War over! Balls thoroughly licked.
Leela: You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.
Professor: Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo. Old robot: Mumbo, perhaps, jumbo, perhaps not.

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